My talents and special skills include but are not limited to: Not wearing shoes-Riding the Chicago CTA drunk/ dressed like a hooker- Going to Lady Gaga concerts- Getting really random injuries- Forgetting to roll up my car windows- Ignoring Adult responsibilities- Wasting time on the Internet- Buying disposable Cell phones- Mentally flipping people off- Eating popcorn- Drinking Owl Wine- Using the word FUCK as creatively and as often as possible- Forgetting how to use Photoshop- Having the weakest selfie game on the planet- Pretending to be a Princess- Mentally Dating Benedict Cumberbatch



Like/Love.....

Lady Gaga

Holy Trinity of Youtube

Vlogbrothers

Sherlock

Game Of Thrones

Suits

Fashion

Cute Shit

Funny shit

True Fucking shit

 

jo-anagram:

OHMYGOD I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT I CAPTIONED SOME OF MY GAGAXRICHARDSON BOOK WITH POST-ITS AND IM CRYING.
these are some of my faves

chainedtocomets:

girls don’t like boys girls like space travel and natalie dormer 

(Source: janesyre)

goldr0ger:


lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

slentando:

I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.