My talents and special skills include but are not limited to: Not wearing shoes-Riding the Chicago CTA drunk/ dressed like a hooker- Going to Lady Gaga concerts- Getting really random injuries- Forgetting to roll up my car windows- Ignoring Adult responsibilities- Wasting time on the Internet- Buying disposable Cell phones- Mentally flipping people off- Eating popcorn- Drinking Owl Wine- Using the word FUCK as creatively and as often as possible- Forgetting how to use Photoshop- Having the weakest selfie game on the planet- Pretending to be a Princess- Mentally Dating Benedict Cumberbatch



Like/Love.....

Lady Gaga

Holy Trinity of Youtube

Vlogbrothers

Sherlock

Game Of Thrones

Suits

Fashion

Cute Shit

Funny shit

True Fucking shit

 

If I see one more ice bucket challenge on my Facebook newsfeed I am going to scream…. It makes me miss all the engagement/wedding/baby posts….. Also where is my baby daddy drama? Get it together Facebook.

missgingerninja:

do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

nitlon:

people joke that star trek and star wars sound really similar and are really similar in subject matter but imo the difference between a trek and a war is immense and very important