My talents and special skills include but are not limited to: Not wearing shoes-Riding the Chicago CTA drunk/ dressed like a hooker- Going to Lady Gaga concerts- Getting really random injuries- Forgetting to roll up my car windows- Ignoring Adult responsibilities- Wasting time on the Internet- Buying disposable Cell phones- Mentally flipping people off- Eating popcorn- Drinking Owl Wine- Using the word FUCK as creatively and as often as possible- Forgetting how to use Photoshop- Having the weakest selfie game on the planet- Pretending to be a Princess- Mentally Dating Benedict Cumberbatch



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Lady Gaga

Holy Trinity of Youtube

Vlogbrothers

Sherlock

Game Of Thrones

Suits

Fashion

Cute Shit

Funny shit

True Fucking shit

 

threelisabeth:

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails

soloontherocks:

jackthevulture:

IM SCREAMIBG WITH LAUGHTER THESE GIRLS ARE MY HEROES

SHOTS FUCKING FIRED

For anyone not familiar with how modern country sounds, these girls are calling out ACTUAL songs like making blatant references to ACTUAL lyrics from other songs on the radio.

And its fucking FLAWLESS OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING.

One of the reasons I stopped listening to country was, when I was a kid, the radio was full of songs by women and songs that talked about women like they were actual people.

Now so many of the songs dont give women a personality, just describe things about them like their legs, their lips, how they look in your truck. Its just SO much objectification.

My sister just showed me this and its ADSFHASDFKLLKFH she even said she heard it on the radio im so happy

"I aint your tan legged juliet" IM SCREECHING

I might be in love please send help

ammit420:

whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

(Source: mycroft)

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

jaclcfrost:

"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

theglasschild:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

(Source: oeste)

monicabing:

september is such a beautiful month you can actually hear the tv shows starting to come back from hiatus

gwentheavenger:

millenniumfalconteahouse:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE

No but that last one.

(Source: queencitysavior)