My talents and special skills include but are not limited to: Not wearing shoes-Riding the Chicago CTA drunk/ dressed like a hooker- Going to Lady Gaga concerts- Getting really random injuries- Forgetting to roll up my car windows- Ignoring Adult responsibilities- Wasting time on the Internet- Buying disposable Cell phones- Mentally flipping people off- Eating popcorn- Drinking Owl Wine- Using the word FUCK as creatively and as often as possible- Forgetting how to use Photoshop- Having the weakest selfie game on the planet- Pretending to be a Princess- Mentally Dating Benedict Cumberbatch


Lady Gaga

Holy Trinity of Youtube



Game Of Thrones



Cute Shit

Funny shit

True Fucking shit


If I see one more ice bucket challenge on my Facebook newsfeed I am going to scream…. It makes me miss all the engagement/wedding/baby posts….. Also where is my baby daddy drama? Get it together Facebook.


do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?



i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable


people joke that star trek and star wars sound really similar and are really similar in subject matter but imo the difference between a trek and a war is immense and very important