My talents and special skills include but are not limited to: Not wearing shoes-Riding the Chicago CTA drunk/ dressed like a hooker- Going to Lady Gaga concerts- Getting really random injuries- Forgetting to roll up my car windows- Ignoring Adult responsibilities- Wasting time on the Internet- Buying disposable Cell phones- Mentally flipping people off- Eating popcorn- Drinking Owl Wine- Using the word FUCK as creatively and as often as possible- Forgetting how to use Photoshop- Having the weakest selfie game on the planet- Pretending to be a Princess- Mentally Dating Benedict Cumberbatch



Like/Love.....

Lady Gaga

Holy Trinity of Youtube

Vlogbrothers

Sherlock

Game Of Thrones

Suits

Fashion

Cute Shit

Funny shit

True Fucking shit

 

ruinsofgallifrey:

geeko-spfx:

deletedthesun:

geeko-spfx:

my life before i turned 18:

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my life after i turned 18:

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Um, the legal drinking age is 21

Um, i live in the uk?

americans

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

sniffing:

i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect

illkim:

Beyoncé speaks on Katy Perry watching someone sing & dance live

(Source: syubra)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

aperfectbookshelf:

bigbookadventures:

It is too bad journals can’t speak up and give advice or support.

The last time that happened the Chamber of Secrets was opened

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.


Official artwork for Tony Bennett & Lady Gaga’s new single ’Anything Goes’ now available on iTunes

Official artwork for Tony Bennett & Lady Gaga’s new single ’Anything Goes’ now available on iTunes